25 years into a vicious battle with her food addictions, Raw Voice finally succumbed to her demons late Tuesday night. Her naked body, covered with several viscous, sugary substances, was found on her kitchen floor this morning by her boyfriend.

An unofficial informant from the BumFuck PD gave these details of the death scene: "There was debris everywhere � gummy worms, Sour Patch Kids, potato chips, skittles, empty cans of squeeze cheese, half-eaten cupcakes, twinkies, cheesecakes, slim jims, chocolate bars. Also, we found an assortment of Starbucks cups, Krispy Kreme boxes, and magic shell bottles." When asked to describe the state of the body, the details were clear, "We�re still analyzing the exact cause of death, but Ms. Voice�s body was covered in whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and what appear to be wet walnuts. She was clutching a cup of melted Caramel Fudge Snickers milkshake. It appears she actually choked on hardened caramel magic shell and suffocated to death."

Raw began life as a happy, though hungry child � breast feeding for a long three years before her mother could convince her to sink her jaws into other nutritious sources. She quickly grew into a devouring machine. Relatives remember her as a child who was never seen "without sommin� ta eat" in her hands. Later in life, however, her shame overtook her, forcing her to hide her face from family and friends and wear masks when in public. Her love of all things edible was recorded in her small online journal and rumors are now circulating of a Made-for-TV movie chronicling her efforts.

Raw will be buried in a closed ceremony tomorrow at an undisclosed location. According to family sources, the funeral will consist of praising eulogies edifying Raw's life and the playing of many Johnny Cash favorites, as well as a schmorgasboard of treats - a wish commented on by Raw often in her life. Also, her body will be lowered into the ground with Janis Joplin's Summertime screeching in the background. The day will be solemnized by several local food vendors, such as Krispy Kreme, who will leave it�s HOT NOW sign blazing for an extra ten minutes in Raw�s memory. The family asks that in lieu of flowers, mourners either send donations to The Kolache Factory, which may finally open kiosks in the Southeast or ply The Haagen Daaz Corporation for a fat-free version of their coffee ice cream, in Raw�s honor.