Description: Raw aspires to be rip van winkle; sleep is her greatest aphrodesiac.

Strengths: simple aggression, clever banter, middle child

Weaknesses: often speaks before thinking, addicted to sweet luscious foods and all things moroccan

Special Skills: makes a damn good potato salad, drives like a pro, can spot non-americans and gay men in a crowd

Weapons: javi throwing a Praise Jesus, bijou's foot long claws, and my impeccable sense of paranoia

Most Commonly Mistaken For:: the love child of natalie merchant and janeane garofalo.