i braved the post office this morning and finally sent the stupid care package to my sister.

and it only cost me 64 fucking dollars. that's right. and you, too, for the grand price of two arms and a right leg, can send a box of marshmellows, cup of soup, and prunes to a loved one abroad.

fucking limey ass british bastards*. how they gonna suck me dry like that?!

*please note: hostility must be directed at the british cause to admit hostility toward the americans could cause me to be hunted down and disappeared. we wouldn't want that, would we?